I am Ryanbearsroc and I am new here. This place is where the real party starts. So let me tell you a little bit about me. I started off as just a guy who wanted to make some videos for some awesome people! So I started making videos. Then they started getting popular. All of a sudden I started getting famous… People started offering me jobs such as Oreo Summit,Paintboy100,Josh87, and Bestcpboy. I currently still work on the bestcpboy site. And then I got fired by paintboy100 because he said that he just plain out didn’t like me. I think I got more mature off of that but thought another chance like that would never come again. Then Vital Viper came up. Ok, so now lets get to the friends… My main friend is Richie671 aka Icecold12347. Then my other best friend is Shark Bait66… They are all great. I wish I could name them all but I will just name a few. Styln Girl,Kayska,Nintendo34,Po 73354,Go41t. I am sorry if I can not name them all but you are all great! You will see me here posting on all the new updates!
The next adding party will be on Tuesday March 9th celebrating my 1500th day on Club Penguin. I know it is short notice but I hope you can all make it!
Who: Everyone is invited!
What: I will add the first 100 people who make it to the party!
When: Tuesday March 9th 8 PM Eastern Standard Time (5PM CP Time)
Where: I’ll host it in my igloo. If we run out of room I’ll move everyone to box world. SLEET SERVER!!!
Why: 1500 days is worth a party!
Contest Winners!
My biggest fan is… Lankstar!
He wrote be a heart warming sentiment that I felt represented what being a true fan is all about. I take pride in being a positive role model.
“I’m not sending this email to get famous or be cool your my biggest fan because your an inspiration to me people tease because your older and play club penguin and you ignore them and against all odds you turn up on top. I’m your biggest fan because I play club penguin and the kids tease me at my school for club penguin and other stuff but you’ve taught me to be who I am and who cares what other people say there are always going to be people like that I thank you for inspiring me to do what I like playing the games I enjoy thank-you vital viper this is from the bottom of my heart – Lankstar ”
Second place goes to Beti!
Art by Beti
Third Place is Mariodude1000 who made his submission so his brother could get the prize. Very nice of you.
4th place goes to Blingstr for the most creative entry. Cookies OM NOM NOM.
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In 5th place is PJ. I loved the poem he wrote me, you should write more often!
Vital Viper is a hero.
To many people, more than zero.
He’s an inspiration, and idol, a friend.
He’ll stay that way until the end.
It’s a privilage to know you.
You make me glad when I’m blue.
You always brighten up my day,
So I think it’s time I say…
Thank you for what you do.
Standing by me
Filling me with glee
Acting like a pal
No matter what the others think
Even if they make my heart sink
I will always have you
To call
A friend.
In 6th place is My Nikes.
Hey Vital Viper,
I am My Nikes and I want to tell you that, your like one of my top 5 #1 fan! The time I saw you at the Lighthouse and would party with you. I would watch all your videos and rates each one 5 stars! I think that all your creations and entertainment that you have made inspired me! So now I been making some drawings and creations. I also LOVE the name you have for your penguin, it’s just OUTSTANDING! I would always remember you as the ‘King Viper’. Everywhere I see someone with ‘Viper’ in their name on CP, I would think of you and your videos! (Not in a gay way lol) So please pick me, because you know why, I’m your #1 fan of ALL time on CP!
~My Nikes~
In 7th place is Felipe2077
Last but not least is Nicky Daviz1.
Various videos , all are good.
Imagine all the things he can do.
Talking to people
And not being mean.
Looking out for people and being nice.
Vital at Card Jitsu
I could never beat him.
People can try
Every one fails;
Running away.
thats my poem..
Hope ya like it x]
Thank you to EVERYONE who sent in a submission. If you are a winner please check your inboxes frequently and I’ll let you know which prizes are still available. If you didn’t send me an e-mail it will be sent to the You Tube account. So check there to! and questions comments or concerns please contact me a vitalviper@hotmail.com!
I have been absent from a lot of things lately for a variety of reasons; I’ve been conspicuously MIA from MCCP (I’m there just kind of aloof) and my updates here at VV.com have been kind of sporadic lately and off-schedule. There’s been a few ongoing things in my life that have been on my back for some time now and very recently a lot of them reached their breaking point and became too overwhelming to properly deal with. I am not going to divulge the nitty gritty details of the events because they are personal and I do not feel comfortable sharing them publicly, but in short I am resigning my columnist position here at VV.com indefinitely, and until further notice I will no longer be writing 3 Years, 5 Months, & 2 Days in the Life of Dracophile. The column has not moved elsewhere and I have no plans to start anything with GatorAIDS.com right now. I need some time away from things so I am simply severing a few things that are beginning to lose their luster to me. I do not want writing to be a chore for me, and overusing it as a crutch will eventually turn it into that ala RFSHQ. Writing is an art that I cherish and hold close to me, and writing out of anger or misplaced emotion will only tarnish the art’s image in my mind, which is a mistake I have decided to not make a second time.
I apologize to my readers and fans of my column here, I really wanted to make it a lot longer than #23 and I personally was looking forward to putting together a “best of 2010″ summary but my article tally for this year is bottoming out at four. I am very appreciative of all of your support and love (and hate too I guess) and wish to extend a very warm thank you. I enjoyed my time here but I think it’s best for now if I let things lie as they are in my life.
See ya around, space cowboy. You’re gonna carry that weight with you.
- Dracophile
Right on schedule (for real this time) it’s [TITLE GOES HERE], Yellowteam Films’ first hour long movie! The film is embedded below for your viewing pleasure here, or you can watch the movie on YouTube to view it fullscreen.
Yellowteam Films’ [TITLE GOES HERE] debuts on VitalViper.com TOMORROW! As a final bit of promotional hoopla here’s a few stills from the production of everything in the movie. The credits contain the entire slideshow of stills, but for now here’s a tide-me-over:
Check back tomorrow for the debut of [TITLE GOES HERE]!
I’m on a roll with these “10 Years After” columns, really. I’ve done Pokemon, Ace of Base, and the actual 00’s decade itself. In the aforementioned article about the decade in review I had a section about how far Nickelodeon Studios has fallen from grace and a phrase from what I wrote got me thinking; the phrase in question being “somewhere around the Nickellennium the train derailed and crashed through the side of the Fail Station”. The “Nickellennium” as it was called was part of a whole Y2K marketing thing that Nickelodeon started to ring in the new millennium, and while the previously mentioned quote was only part of a larger joke it actually reminded me of said marketing campaign. I started thinking about Nickellennium.
For those of you who are too young or just don’t remember, Nickellennium was actually a six-hour long movie (no commercial breaks either) that cataloged the thoughts, dreams, ideas, and hopes of kids from around the world as to what they thought about the future. It really was a monumental undertaking, and likely the last good thing Nickelodeon has ever produced, but I mean… seriously, putting an 11-year-old in front of the camera and asking him about the future is only going to end in him saying something he’ll regret when he’s in his 20’s. I thought about it and wondered what it would be like to revisit that production a decade later to gauge either how close or how far we are from everything that was said in the film because I’m expecting it to be hilariously skewed towards “THIS MILLENNIUM SUCKS SO FAR”, but mostly just because I’d like to make sure Frank (9, Georgia) cringes when he is reminded “in the future maybe we can talk to dolphins”.
VitalViper.com pulled [TITLE GOES HERE] writer and lead cast member Alex Bardin aside for a quick set of questions about his movie.
VV.com: How did the [TITLE GOES HERE] project begin? Alex: It started after the cancelation of The Radio F Show while we were in the car one day and I took Logan’s glasses and did the “look at the cheeeeese” thing and everyone thought it was pretty funny, so I decided to start shooting footage.
VV.com: What’s your favorite skit from the whole movie? Alex: “Why Emm Sea Aye”. I went crazy and said the “you can hang out with all the boys” while doing that crazy walk thing. I don’t know how I did that.
VV.com: Out of all of the musical interludes in the show what’s your favorite. Alex: Probably “Alex Freestyle”, the one in the bathroom where I do the fake throw up thing at the end. It’s the song from the Monster Jam World Finals 5 DVD but I couldn’t remember the words to it so I made it up, the subtitles make it funnier.
VV.com: What’s your most memorable moment from shooting things for the film? Alex: Probably “Get Out I Mean It”, the last of the “fake taking a crap” skits we had Logan do. It looks so real though, it’s funny because of the expression on his face. He got better at doing them the more we shot them.
VV.com: How do you think [TITLE GOES HERE] turned out? Alex: I think the film turned out pretty good, it’s really funny. There’s such a library of footage I forgot I filmed most of it. On YouTube you can give it five stars, but I’d give it ten. You can put in a secret code and make it go up to ten stars… and you’re gonna wanna put it in your favorites.
[TITLE GOES HERE] debuts on VitalViper.com on February 1st – don’t miss it!
[TITLE GOES HERE] is an hour long variety-based comedy film produced by Yellowteam Films for Channel F Productions. It stars Alex and Logan Bardin of Wallbangers along with several guest appearances including TheRadio F Show’s J. Andre Bardin and Godmode: On’s Jason Gleckner and others. Below is the official trailer for the film:
The end of the trailer announced a December 31st, 2009 release but due to problems with our original venue of TrackMill.com the release has been delayed. [TITLE GOES HERE] will instead be released via the RFSMediaProductions YouTube channel and will be presented on VitalViper.com the end of this month! Stay tuned to VitalViper.com and subcribe to RFSmediaproductions on YouTube to get the latest updates and instant notification of when it’s released!
As I get fed up with this computer I have been graced with I realize that it’s aging; I’ve had it since mid-2006 and included on its hard drive are backups of folders from as early as 2004. I’m running a system with seven years’ worth of stuff crammed into it and here I am complaining about how it doesn’t seem to be working as well as it used to. Go figure, right? I’ve had MSN Messenger for as long as I’ve had a computer because it’s my preferred method of being annoyed by people at all hours of the day. With the use of MSN Messenger you can send files to people and likewise let people send files to you, and in the past I’ve told stories about how people have accidentally sent me pornography instead of what they intended. I’ve had this computer since 2006 and not once have I cleaned out my “Received Files” folder, so there’s about four years’ worth of random snippets and trinkets sitting in there… stewing.
When someone sends you a picture via Messenger it’s usually relevant to your conversation, for example “here’s a picture of my new car”. In four years I’ve been a part of many websites and communities and talked to hundreds of people, most of whom have sent me things via MSN Messenger. As years go by I lose contact with these people but the artifacts of our conversations remain on my computer either for eternity or until I delete them, and I’ve deleted nothing. Everything in that folder had some kind of context to it but as long as 4 years later I have since completely forgotten whatever in the hell it was in the first place. I decided that digging through my Received Files folder and finding my favorite bizarre pictures would be a fun way to waste an evening writing and wouldn’t you know – it was. Below are seven pictures that were sent to me from various people with whom I’ve talked to, their context is just as much of a mystery to you as it is to me.
No, I’m not about to rip into the (many) problems with the modern-day era of Pokemon. As much as I’d like to do that I don’t even know enough about Gold/Silver/Crystal to even begin to fabricate an argument higher in thought than “it sucks pretty bad”. This article is about a peculiar video of the same name, specifically the November 30th, 1999 episode of the show In Focus, a religiously charged broadcast that airs on WVCY TV30 in Wisconsin. This shoddy public access tape traveled all the way from Wisconsin down to the bowels of South Texas to meet me, like a stroke of destiny, in a Goodwill store. I always lurk the VHS section of any second-hand store because I have a knack for the awkwardly cringeworthy and that’s simply the place for the best pickins. Nestled in between a copy of The Land Before Time 45,713 and Popeye cartoons in Spanish lied this VHS – a simple black tape with a homemade type-written label reading “THE PROBLEM WITH POKEMON”. I bought it with a smile on my face knowing this would be superb, and it was.
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