Todays article is not going to be on a particular subject but it is going to be something I call ”Weekly Randomness.” In my head, I get random thoughts. I am sure you do also, however I like to remember mine so I typically write them down. No, Im serious. I’ll discuss a few of the things I was thinking about and then in comment, you can share what weird things you were thinking of.
1: What if Inspector Gadget ran Windows Vista?
I know, it doesn’t make sense at first but remember all of those cool robotic arms, and propellers that would pop out of his body? Anything hardware based needs to have some sort of software running it so it can even function. For example, I can build the coolest self driven care ever but with no software, it isn’t going to do much except maybe drive forward with no control. We all know that Windows Vista has problems. Major problems. So many problems that a lot of businesses are even shunning it completely. They are either downgrading back to XP, ”which is really upgrading if you think about it” or even switching to Apple’s Macintosh. Ouch…
But anyway, I can imagine Inspector Gadget talking to someone and just randomly freezing. It would be hilarious! ”I am always on du….” Or he is flying using his helicopter propeller system that pops out the top of his hat and the blade just stops moving with an error message saying, ”Sorry, Windows has encountered a problem and needs to shut down. We are sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.” What would he do? It would be even more funny if he says ”Go Go Gadget Oil Slick” (If you saw the movie, it just sprayed toothpaste) and it started to spray toothpaste and Windows shuts down, would the toothpaste keep on spraying all over the place non stop or will it stop working? Either one would be funny. Think about it.
2: Toy Story Movies!
God, I love Toy Story and I am really excited about Toy Story 3 to arrive but I love the first two. I laugh at the random quotes that are said in the movies and all the little hidden things that you see and are funny. I will go through a few of my favorite quotes.
MOVIE ONE
Sid’s Mom: Sid, your pop tarts are ready!
Sid: ALRIGHT!!! ”Runs out of the room”
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Mr. Potato Head: Look! Im Picasso!
Hamm: Uhh, I don’t get it.
Mr. Potato Head: You Uncultured Swine!!
Mr. Potato Head: What are you looking at you hockey puck?
”Hockey puck raises his arms in a way meaning ‘what?”’
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Woody: ”Lifts lid off toy box, takes a few deep breaths and touches his head noticing he doesn’t have his hat on” Wait, who’s got my hat?
Shark: “Squeaky toy shark pops out with Woody’s hat on” Look! Im Woody! Houdy! Houdy! Houdy!
Woody:”Sarcastic Laugh’‘ Gimmie that!
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Buzz: Who’s in charge here?
Aliens: The claw.
Alien 1: The claw is our master.
Alien 2: The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody: This is ludicrous!
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MOVIE TWO:
”Some toys are going through the pink isle in Al’s Toy Barn in an RC car when they stumble across a bunch of Barbie dolls. One jumps into the car.”
Barbie Doll: Im tour guide Barbie!
Mr. Potato Head: Im a married spud. Im a married spud. Im a married spud.
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Al: I can’t believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday! All the way to work!
“Drives across the street.”
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Mrs. Potato Head: ”Putting another set of eyes in the back compartment of Mr. Potato Head” And Im packing your angry eyes….just in case.
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There are parts of the movie I love also, for example; In the second movie when the Zurg action figure tells the fake Buzz that he is his father and the fake Buzz yells ‘no!!!’ like in Star Wars but later when the Zurg action figure gets pushed off the edge of the elevator by Rex’s tail, the fake Buzz looks down with his arm reaching down and says ”Father….” like he is about to cry. LOL
Since this has gotten long, I will continue this on my next article.
